Yi Ar Kung Fu!
We most humbly present to you 'Yi Ar Kung Fu!' written by the most respectful Chop! Chop! Ninjas!
If you want to use it for commercial purposes, get in touch chop! chop!
Like martial arts, the music wrestles with complex harmonies and elusive melodies.
The song Yi Ar Kung Fu is inspired by both ancient martial art teachings and the 80s computer game on the 48k ZX Spectrum, the true games console of a ninja.
Yi ar" translates as "one two", so in English this is basically "One two, kung fu!" Pull that out at dinner parties for instant improvement of your social standing. Much honour.
If you want to play it on the piano to impress your parents, the chords are E-D-A-G. With time and study, you will one day be able to master the lyrics.
Research has proven that Yi Ar Kung Fu creates the perfect soundtrack for:
> duels
> street brawls
> barbeques
> christenings
> arriving at passport control
> meeting prospective parents-in-law
> bloodshed
> riding a bike
> viewing orphanage facilities
> relaxing
> summoning inner rage
